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Quiz for the Mackems

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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Roses are red
    and lillies white as snow
    I don't give a **** about the mackems
    I'm too full of a nice warm glow
     
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I bet you can't solve this riddle:

    Their seats are empty
    Their seats are pink
    They have monkey heeds
    And they really stink
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 25, 2017
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Obese man of steel Barry
    Is coming for you
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> pissing myself
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 25, 2017
  5. Obi Wan

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    Why is steel man Barry coming for me specifically? What have I done?
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 25, 2017
  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Lads they're not down yet. They're still fighting. With their fabulous atmosphere I'm sure they can do it.
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    They'll need an atmosphere of pure helium to keep them up <laugh>
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    You're the only one of us who cant run from the Man of Steel

    :emoticon-0177-toivo
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 25, 2017

  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    Would love to be a fly on the wall when Moyes gives his pre-match team talk: 'Please lads, for once give the fans something to stay until the second half for. Please!'
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    He should INSIST that the SAFC players ONLY go out for the 2nd half and see if that works.
     
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    8 burgers tonight so your lass said you fat ****.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 25, 2017
  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh><applause>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 25, 2017
  15. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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  17. Rum & Black for 2

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    Rum & Black for 2, Apr 25, 2017
  18. jimileysbaldhead

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    Violets are blue
    Roses are thorny
    When Smuggles returns
    The Mackems get horny.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 25, 2017
  19. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Horse blood is red
    Policemen are blue
    Black & white twats
    It's the Courtroom for you

    Boom boom..! :)
     
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    Sidthemackem, Apr 25, 2017
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