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Sounds like a plan Stan..

 

My name is Tyler

 

You've reverted to being a waffling old fool, Fossy!

 

Yeah, it's exactly as I thought. The context clearly demonstrates that this was a piss-take. The fact that I cannot even remember writing this clearly shows that I consider this to be a piss-take.

I could tell you that I was the Prince of Persia and you'd believe me.

Utterly unbelievable!

 

Reverted?

 

It's no contest, Ziggy.

 

So your bullshit is exposed and you try and wriggle out of it saying it was a 'piss take'

In that comment I quoted you also claimed that you had two degrees. I suppose that was a 'piss take' too ? Or are you going to claim that you have told me the truth like you did when you claimed your name was Tyler ?

 

But that would curtail most of the fun, Roofie!

I like to drop a little gem in, every now and then, let it glint and gleam, then watch as Pixie and the rest of the Chuckle Gang fight over it, getting more and more excited as I ramp up the ante, telling them I own a diamond mine.

I don't back myself into corners, Roofie. It's more a case of leading these fools down the garden path and then turning the sprinklers on them, mate!

 

I feel your pain Tyler.

 

What the **** does it matter?

All I am to you is words on a screen!


I could tell you I was the Sheik of Oman and you wouldn't know if I was telling you the truth, either in whole or part!

And whether or not you believed it, it still wouldn't make the blindest bit of difference.

Can you really not see how foolish I make you look, Pix?

 

So in the context of the quote, you have claimed that your helicopter claim was a piss take.

Clearly then you are saying that the context is that you having two degrees is also a piss take.

That I can believe

 

Nah it just makes you a gobshite bullshitter and again attempting to deflect with more lies.

 

^^^^^^ rattled

I've exposed your bullshit after you've made claims you can't back up, and you think you've made me look foolish ?

 

To be fair. I always give HIAG the chance to fess up that he's bullshitting right at the beginning of these episodes.

It's funny though that he spends 10 pages acting indignant, threatening to give us proof, demanding apologies, before finally admitting that he made himself look stupid as a 'wind up'

 

Does it every time it's called the 'tit syndrome'.

 

I have said some truths - albeit hidden in jest.

I have said a lot of untruths - clearly as part of self-deprecating piss-takes or as out-and-out banter.

Whatever the case... what the hell does any of it matter? Why are you so concerned about any of this?

I could be a 21 year old burger-flipper, earning minimum wage, running a knackered scooter, and living at home with my mother; or I could be a successful businessman, with a family, and living a comfortable and interesting life.

Again, what would it matter if either of these happened to be true?

The only thing you have exposed is the fact that you know absolutely **** all, and that these words that appear on your screen tend to make you extremely excitable. It is a bizarre and foolish way for a grown man to behave. Having said that, I do confess that I encourage you in this behaviour, since I do derive sadistic pleasure in manipulating you in such a candid and cruel fashion.

You have become my plaything, to toy with as I please.

Thank you for that, Pixie.

 

But in reality you're a 58 year old estate agent wanting to be something else Tyler.

 

It can't be that hard to fly a chopper, surely?

I'm quite good on BF4 in a chopper.

 

Cant be harder than the Harrier jump jet I fly.