In the pub. Couple of looseners on the way home. There's a fat bird a few tables down who just took a picture of her cashew nuts.
And has no doubt posted it in Facebook. I despair. Off out in half an hour, quick **** meal in Spoons (I won't taking pics) before watching United in the only cup that counts. A few Jail Ale's down the hatch tonight.
Facebook chat: Fat bird #1 "Oh my god, I feel really down" Fat bird #2 "What's the matter hun?" Fat bird #1 " I can't say on here" So why post it on Facebook you attention seeking cow?
We are breeding weak minded needy humans with flimsy ideals thanks to Social Media...**** Facebook Viva Revolution