I reckon the excuse is... "I didn't actually go, I made the story up to boast to people I'll never meet to boost my timid and fragile ego"
That has to be the greatest humiliation ever heaped on English football by an English club. Even lowly Leicester managed to get dumped out with greater dignity ffs!
Oh, I did run all three events that year (2004), among several other minor ones. I am going to put together a nice little photo for you all. It is going to bury everyone of you who has scoffed, especially Pixie. Listening to his feeble attempts to extricate himself from making a full and unreserved apology to me is going to be pitiful, but the wum-potential will more than make up for it.
Nobody called Tyler ran in the 2004 San Francisco marathon http://www.marathonguide.com/results/search.cfm So you're either bullshitting about being called Tyler or running in that marathon. I suspect it's both
PFA Team of the Year Goalkeeper: David de Gea (Manchester United) Defenders: Kyle Walker (Tottenham Hotspur), David Luiz (Chelsea), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Danny Rose (Tottenham Hotspur) Midfielders: Dele Alli (Tottenham Hotspur), Eden Hazard (Chelsea), N'Golo Kanté (Chelsea), Sadio Mane (Liverpool) Forwards: Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur), Romelu Lukaku (Everton) NOT A SINGLE ARSENAL PLAYER! Not one! Has that ever happened before? I still think Lloris should be in goal, and that de Gea got in so that the media hack have a beloved United player shoe-horned in.
I ran the 2004 San Fran Marathon. I have told you that several times, and I have proof to back it up.
US President Donald Trump's 11-year-old son Barron appears to be an Arsenal fan. (Evening Standard) Unlucky!
The chase is the wind up...then he drops his punchline and it works everytime. it'll happen again....quite funny...it never changes.
I cannot believe that Pixie never sees how easily I toy with him! It's as the old HIAG used to say, when using the fishing analogy, it's as though the silly ****er wants to get caught!
You have claimed that your name is Tyler and you ran the 2004 San Francisco marathon. I've shown where nobody called Tyler ran in that marathon. The challenge for you is to provide proof otherwise, which includes proof that your name is Tyler. No bottling please
Oh, I have proof that HIAG ran the 2004 San Fran Marathon, all right! I would hope that you will be man enough to offer a full and unreserved apology to HIAG. My expectation is, however, that you will attempt to wriggle your way out of doing so. There will be absolutely no wriggle room, of course. The evidence will be very clear.
So you have taken to referring to yourself in the third person now? Or did you mean to post this from your sock account?