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General Election 8th June

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE., Apr 18, 2017.

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Which party do you intend to vote for?

Poll closed Jun 9, 2017.

  1. Conservative and Unionist Party

    5 vote(s)
    22.7%

  2. Labour Party

    5 vote(s)
    22.7%

  3. Liberal Democrats

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%

  4. Scottish Nose Pickers

    3 vote(s)
    13.6%

  5. UKIP

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  6. Green Party

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. DUP

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Shin Feign

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%

  9. gas - FK OFF ****

    4 vote(s)
    18.2%
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  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Mine is wipe clean....
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I use a rag ...
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    :laugh:
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Pud gets made to watch the football in the shed
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I used it first
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    As a thick Paddy,why would you vote in Scotland for a Tory when they haven't a chance for a seat ,on reflection it's first past the post as opposed to PR you're voting for,only asking btw and don't think anything less of you!
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Mine was broken into recently and a petrol generator was stolen.
    It was broken anyway the thick ****s.<laugh>

    Changing the subject I met a Lithuanian girl at work the other day ,fat ****ing gobby whore of a woman.
    She confessed that she self harms and showed me her scarred arms.
    She claimed to use a cheese knife as it cut better than her others.
    I told her I have a Sabichi block and the big one slices through spare ribs effortlessly.
    She now peddles her attention seeking deranged **** elsewhere .<somersault>
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a chapter of American Psycho
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    One vote for the political party ...

    One vote for local mp...

    Snp have glasgow sewn up .. some thick weegies think they are a socialist party <laugh>
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    This I like...
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I'll start off with true story first off,
    One of the last conversations I had with my brother in law(brown bread) was that he hoped Scotland wouldn't win Independence,not to keep the Union or any of that ****e but to have a viable opposition to the Tories i.e a Labour voter and pose some threat to the Tories number wise,see that how that turned out!

    (3years ago)
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    ^^^Mick in most boring game of truth or dare EVER.
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Just saying,time flying by,Scots Indo,General Election,Brexit,collapse of Stormont,new GE,The Donald,French Elections this weekend.I will agree with you and need vicar caught in 3 ball with major winner or some such.
    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Your dead brother in law sounded like a proper thick boring cock to be fair.
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    So edgey ^
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I know right.

    My recently deceased step uncle would have been proud .<peacedove>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I seen 5 minutes of it. It's pish.

    Peter Kay is unfunny pish. "Garlic bread!" ha ****in funny ha. Prick.

    Peter Kay is **** all without Dave Spikey. They fell out over/after "Phoenix Nights" and hate each other. Allegedly. (But true, allegedly. (But true, allegedly. (But true...)...) ).
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nae menshy fur me?

    **** you. <grr>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yer missus took that aff ye a few years ago. You under the thumb now.
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Nice fellow actually,english lad who probably had a hand in any club/concert sound system you ever went too,but could be a bit anal but saying that nice fellow and a proper gent,eccentric I may even say but that's the fine line between genius and madness which you don't have to worry about.
     
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