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Carroll Goes.....just thinking ahead..... Who to get LAST MINUTE !!!!!

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Bye bye Carroll To the tune of bye bye blackbird.


    At Kenny's lair hes off tonight
    Glad to leave the black and ****es
    bye bye Carroll

    Where Liverpool wait for him
    better lads and better team
    bye bye Carroll

    Partridge did not love or understand him
    always hard luck stories did surround him

    Packed his bags to light the lights
    off to a better team tonight
    Carroll bye bye
     
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  2. Do the Asamoah Dance

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    Hate to break it to y'all but SAFC have been looking for a reasonably priced striker since Benty left.

    Looks like you're stuck with Shola and Best for the rest of the season <ok>
     
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  3. The Kop

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    Benzema would suit you lot, he's been **** at Madrid but was a beast for Lyon. 20m odd you'd still have 15m
     
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    This is the best I've seen so far.... Still depressing though. Neither of them can be given the #9 shirt surely. That will just be the **** icing on the **** cake.
     
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    hello lads, right, I personally think Ashley is creaming himself over this one and wor andy will go. 7 hours to find 1 or 2 replacements. The only way this can and remotely promising is if we sign somebody like Lukaku and bring in a righ mid/striker such as Muller from Bayern.
     
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    UlversToon I did think we could have kept Carroll untill the summer.

    Nothing that Ashley doe's surprises me, just very angry.
     
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  7. The Secret Ingredient

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    would not put it past fat CAshley to give Pards maybe 10m and stick the balance in his sky rocket...
     
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    carroll will go to liverpool for £20M with torres coming the other way....... haha
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    Toon fan Carroll will go to Liverpool for £20M with Hesky coming the other way, its been mentioned im loving it.
     
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    Heskey hasn't played for Liverpool in a long time. You're behind the times
     
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  12. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I think it will be nobody or someone on loan (maybe Sturridge) but, if Carroll does leave (I got feeling he will not) then Bendtner would be class. He not as good as Carroll though!
     
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    Well it won't be a return of Martins, confirmed to be heading to Birmingham.
     
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    hmm...maybe Benzema :D
     
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    Wud be amazing if we signed Benzema, but nee chance haha!

    Anyway, doesn't Ben Arfa hate Benzema?
     
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    What about ROMAN PAVLYUCHENKO Is he still availible ?
     
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  17. It's all gone Fabricio

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    How about it to the blackbird song

    There be a blackbird too, and i know where he be, he be up ur worsel tree and i be after he,
    Now i sees he and he see's i bugger if i don't get him,
    with a gurt big stick i'll knock him down blackbird i'll have he!


    Now f' off back to ur own board!
     
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  18. The Secret Ingredient

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    humour him he thinks he's funny you know what these people living in Europe are like i mean have you seen his song <doh> prob. be the dutch no.1 by the weekend
     
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    oh Carroll we have been such fools
    you said you'd never leave us
    how could you be so cruel
    you hurt us when you said goodbye
    ooohh Andy I'm surly gonna cry

    There will never ever be another
    cos we love you so
    oh oh Andy please stay just don't go
    we will always want you for our hero
    no matter what you do
    oh Andy the Toon will always love you.

    Neil Sedaka wrote this for you mags.
     
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