@Milky Poppins you know what you need to do here mate. He'll be about 5 pints in at the minute. Bank holidays increase his chances of falling over and breaking himself
He'll be hammered now, and no doubt leering over some chubby bar maid The question is, will he make it to the chippy and then back home without his grid coming into contact with the pavement?
Nah, he'll be ok. He'll have had four solid days of inhaling Carling so it might take a bit of time to come round.