Have you thought of applying to Sky as the championship summariser? Think about all the waffle and overlong focuses on games they have, they just need you to do this every week in a section called Montys 5 Second Championship Summary. Anyway that was a short live nail biting session, 1 more win and we're as good as up now.
They've been nowhere near the board until Derby scored. Now they are rearing their ******ed faces again. Dorty is probably off to start yet another Sunderland thread to add to his collection
Na, not anymore mate I was thinking about you the other day. I was up at court in Peterlee, I'll be there next month for my trial. I walked through your shopping centre, do they still put people in the stocks there lol
Thanks mate, but the trial isn't going to happen. I've heard the witnesses aren't going to turn up (fingers crossed) so it will get chucked on the first day.
It's an horrendous place mate, no investment at all. The charge the earth for rates, so it's hard to attract new shops. Good luck.
I've been to Peterlee on many occasions to play cricket, but that was the first time I've been around that part. It certainly needs a little loving. Shame.
