I don't think that Saints does a particularly good impersonation of me - even assuming that that is what he's striving for. I very much have my own style, Tobias. It isn't easy to copy genius.
He ****ed up by predicting that Arsenal wouldn't qualify from the CL group and then would get knocked out in the Europa league. It was practically a carbon copy of your prediction that Arsenal would fail to qualify from our group last season and draw Spurs in the Europa league. One could almost be mistaken for thinking that you're the same person with that level of ****wittery
Hm. That's hardly a "**** up" though, is it. Saints says he made a mistake, writing "Europa" for "Champions League." it's hardly the end of the World, and certainly no where near the Biblical scale of your typical wum debacles. This is nothing more than hysterical desperation on your part, Pix. The lads aren't fooled by it.
The Brunette gets her tits out on Instagram, daily. She's one of these festival sluts that gets you in the bars.... A good friend though, and I've done about 8 miles in her.
No I didn't you twat I said I slept with some let's say 'dubious' Thai women. I live with the doubt, I could be wrong though.
Conversing with yourself is a pretty strange thing to do trying to be funny with your usual five month gestation period with wit isn't working.
Those "fun ride" girls are quite vivacious at times, but tend to end up as emotional wrecks by the time they hit their 40s.