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Off Topic Hull: City of Culture

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by originallambrettaman, Feb 10, 2014.

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  1. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Hang on
    What happened to the two Israeli ladies in the story?
     
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    Hate to be picky but Hessle foreshore "at the mouth of the Humber"?
     
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    mplooney, Apr 17, 2017
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  3. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    If you can't remember just make something really sordid up. Cheers.
     
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    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    If he didn't give them one we can only assume that he is anti-Semitic. <laugh>
     
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    Barchullona, Apr 17, 2017
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  5. Polly13

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    Just mentioning their presence was enough, I thought ;)
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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  7. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Haha fair enough
     
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    dennisboothstash, Apr 17, 2017
  8. Carmine Galante.

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    I would.

    Top one to start with but not that fussed if the bearded weirdo wanted a go first.

    Game on.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Apr 17, 2017
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  9. SimonGraysJacket

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    I thought it was George Boyd at the Burnley Xmas party
     
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  10. Dills double deckers

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    its a worry
     
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  11. Polly13

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    Oi vey...
     
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  12. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    I prefer a lady to shave before any "action".
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Apr 17, 2017
  13. DMD

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    I think Golda would oblige for enough shekels.
     
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  14. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    Yes, nowt worse than kissing a lass with a moustache. (Tony Curtis once said kissing Marilyn Monroe was liking kissing Hitler. Guess I would have had to skip the preliminaries and get straight to it.)
     
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    Barchullona, Apr 17, 2017
  15. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Is that kosher?
     
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  16. DMD

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    Would you have done the same for Marilyn?
     
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  17. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    Golda Meier? Golda my ass. (Frazier Crane).
     
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  18. Barchullona

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    Depends what Marilyn was up for.
     
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  19. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Would you have ever considered doing him in the bunker.
     
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  20. Barchullona

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    No. Maybe on the fairway or the clubhouse.
     
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