Small/Petty things that annoy the **** out of you ...

Fat sweaty ****s that sit beside you on the bus, taking up half of your seat. How the **** can you smell so bad at 6 in the morning? And why the **** do you need to sit beside me when theres hundreds of empty seats further back. Fat ****ing slobs.

 

ML - This is why I try to never use public transport. I've only been on a bus five times in five years and four of them were last year. I ****ing hate buses, full of total ****s, noisy teenagers and as you said fat sweaties.

 

Its not bad for noisy teenagers that early in the morning, they're usually busy making the next generation in a ****ing skip. This morning a huge woman sat beside me and started wriggling about trying to push me into the window Now I'm about 6 foot and 13 and a half stone so wasn't for budging. Gave her an elbow in the side so I could keep reading my paper. She ****ing stunk of BO as well. I have no idea how thats even possible.

I hate public transport but it's my only option. I live 10 miles outside of Glasgow and can't drive. Even if I could I wouldn't. No paying a tenner minimum a day when I get a bus pass for £40 for a month.

 

Bush

Alex Salmond

Sturgeon (not the fish)

Daytime TV.

Most of TV shows.

Flies.

Sand Flies.

Mosquitos.

**** disturbance.

Pheasants that wait at the side of the road until you pass them then suicide dive your car.
Pheasants are like stupid muslims.

Sweat, suncream and sand mixed together.

Female comedians (women aren't funny).

Itchy balls in public.

 

I can understand that. Driving in the UK is a ****ing rip-off. I got 10 driving lessons for my 17th birthday and passed my test so ended-up saving for a car and insurance on my own, had a car since. Been a killer on the finances at times but it means I don't have to elbow fat women on buses.

Although the last time I went to Africa for work I was coming back from Gabon on an Air France flight and this 6'5 black guy wearing a dashiki and stinking of BO sitting next to me. I spent 8 hours spraying aftershave down my t-shirt and spending long periods wandering about or going to the toilet just so I didn't have to smell him.

 

ML - arse crack, groin, eyelids.....that was after playing volleyball.....