I'm being bossed around by the Mrs for the next couple of hours in exchange for going to the match and staying out for a few beers.
Get down to Tesco in a few days, they usually stick boxes of Cadbury Creme Eggs on a shelf, each one for pennies.
Just busy reading my Cadbury's Edition of the Bible..it seems very different to the Rowntree version. I'm reading the bit where Willy Wonka's Chocolate lake parted and Augustus Gloop drowned.
It's no Picnic that's for sure. Unless you Breakaway and read it in original arimaic in which case it's an absolute Turkish Delight. But I doubt Spurlock will manage that, he's a proper Fruit n Nut. He'd probably just Fudge it.
Regarding Easter. I was raised in an atheist family and we celebrated Easter. It was a completely secular event for us. Now I have my own kids I still celebrate Easter, again purely secular. I think traditions and holidays are important to add colour to life. Bunnies having sex with chicks and then distributing their illegitimate offspring to kids to eat isn't in the Bible... I think. (Although women dreaming of men with "horse dicks" is) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses I haven't made any this year, bit in previous years when I've made hot cross buns the pastry cross have been "angry faces" or last year I did zebra crossing stripes just to be silly.
If I had a Dime for every time I heard punning this lame! Can't believe that some of you are acting like the cat that got the Crème (Egg)!
Watching Oasis Live at the Barrowlands on Sky Arts. They may be irritating chavs but they have their place in music culture and they were a good live band. Maine Road '96 was epic.
Maine Road was phenomenal and United won 5-0 while we were drinking at the stadium prior to the gig. Wembley a few years later was ****e as the crowd had too many coke tooting, piss throwing oiks in it. I remember vividly my pal, who was more into music than me, playing a cassette in my ****ty first car of a band about to release their first album and saying something like "listen to this, you won't believe it". Live Forever! Good times!
