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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I go to watch one of the tests every year and it used to be a good excuse to have a yearly pill or two (a half at tea to kick things off usually!). Followed by a night out in wherever we are of course.

    We've not done it for a few years now but we're off to the Oval in July so might reignite the tradition.

    Big problem would be where to source a quality E.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Dropping E's at the cricket <laugh> ****ing fair play fella.

    I reckon you could probably buy MDMA off the internet if you know where to look ... :bandit:
     
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    Been out for a curry. Lady's gone to bed. ****ing around on guitar - blues stuff - mixing major and minor pentatonics, etc..

    just waiting for MOTD.....
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I knew that Busy Signal tune I was trying to remember would come back to me .... had this on RINSE



    @Skylarker @Spurlock
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm not going to ask how you practice for that... :bandit:
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    As with Kung-Fu, there are many styles of Cunnilingus ...
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Cunn-Fu?
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Time for a wake and bake. Which is more likely to be closer to the truth than eggs made out of chocolate, then again depends which version of The Bible you read....I haven't quite grasped the Cadbury's Edition yet.
     
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    Lots of old ladies will be power walking after their chocolate binge :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I refuse to buy Easter Eggs for anyone, including my kids.
     
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  12. Blueman

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    Mean git.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Well I don't take part in Ramadan, what's the difference? Christmas I'd also drop out of tomorrow if I could.

    I give them a tenner each, just so they don't feel left out. I won't buy Eggs though.

    I guess I don't like being forced to pursue a religious festival when I'm not religious.
     
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  14. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but it's not about you mate, it's about the kids.
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Like seriously?

    I'm forced by media and bollocks to celebrate the rise of Christ <yikes>

    Seriously WTF!
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah but I'm teaching my kids not to by into the media circus that evolves around Christianity, might be wrong of me, but I'm not a Christian.
     
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  17. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    I can see what you're saying mate, but how many people celebrate it as a christian festival? I just think that it's a time for enjoyment and a nice break.
     
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  18. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Yes, brainwash them while they are young <ok>
     
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  19. Blueman

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    What?
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Ok maybe 'festival' was the wrong word, but we're not Christian's - simple.

    I'll take the enjoyemt and break though :bandit:
     
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