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  1. Skylarker

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    "The 55-year-old Eek-A-Mouse is best known for the songs Wa Do Dem and Ganja Smuggling. He was arrested in Kill Devil Hills on August 16, 2008 and charged with forcible sexual assault, possession of cocaine, kidnapping and possession of less than half-an-ounce of marijuana.

    He had performed at the Port O’Call venue on August 15 and allegedly assaulted a 23-year-old woman at 1:30 am on August 16 at the Colony IV Motel in Kill Devil Hills.

    The Kill Devil Hills Police Department said the kidnapping charge stemmed from the victim allegedly being held against her will. The victim was a former Dare County resident, who was visiting the area.

    Released on $52,000 secured bond, Eek-A-Mouse left the United States and did not show up for a court date in 2010.

    Superior Court Judge Jerry Tillett issued a warrant for his arrest with a $1-million bond for failing to appear. He was found in Paraguay last November without a proper visa, deported and later extradited from Florida to North Carolina to stand trial on the rape, kidnapping and drug charges.

    Eek-A-Mouse had faced as much as 20 years in prison if convicted of the felony charges."


    Cocaine mashed his brain, shame.
     
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    Weak-As-A-Mouse!
     
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  3. Talking of mice...

    ...any one seen hide or hair of Pixie, or any other Gooner, for that matter?
     
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    Check this Italian Ras out...



     
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  5. Chief

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    Crazy golf this morning, afternoon at a falconry and now it's rump steaks on the barbie and a few ales and Moretti's.

    Turned out nice again. Where's me ukulele?
     
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    I haven't played crazy golf for years, I used to love that.
     
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  7. Chief

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    The kids do too.

    Prefer the real thing myself, trying to forget I've missed out this weekend.
     
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    I did get two holes in one today mind!

    <party>
     
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  9. Blueman

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    Through the windmill?
     
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  10. Chief

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    One was up a slope and the other round this helter-skelter skelter thing.
     
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    Excellent choice <ok>
     
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  12. What was your handicap, Bluey?

    I bet it was the windmill.
     
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  13. Stan

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    Eating cheesecake made by Mrs Stan. It's fanfuckingtastic.
     
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    Making hoops out of smoke, big Onion rings or little hula hoops, both are my party piece...contemplating a takeaway...just had a nap...it was needed.
     
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    Making a fat power walker cry <cool>
     
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    One of things I miss about not smoking is blowing rings.
    Without wishing to.blow smoke (rings) up my own arse I am rather brilliant at it.

    It's like riding a bike; once adept, always adept.

    Anyway, on my fourth Moretti listening to Craig Charles on 6 music.
     
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    I used to be able to blow a smoke ring through a larger smoke ring. Nothing like big thick stinky blue spliff smoke for doing that <ok>
     
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    Was just reminiscing about exactly that skill.

    To myself!
     
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    The trick was to get a really wide mouth and good jaw click for the first big smoke ring, so that it came out slowly. Then you could narrow your lips and shoot out a smaller one to fire through the middle.

    Like the Tubbs Miami vice avatar btw :emoticon-0160-movie
     
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  20. Stan

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    I never mastered smoke rings.

    Did you go to boarding school Piskie?
     
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