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The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jul 19, 2015.

  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Only the fourth striker to achieve three straight 20+ goal seasons.

    The others were, Van Nistelrooy, Henry, Shearer.

    Not bad company!...
     
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  2. Zanjinho

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    Is this league goals only?

    Was going to say Robbie Fowler but fell short by two in the third season :(
     
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  3. Yes. That was a precursor to 'Pool's spiral, I think, Zinji. Fowler's shame ended up becoming 'Pool's shame, and vice versa.
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    Fowler was the most natural striker to grace our leagues.
     
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  5. ...until now, my friend.
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    Why whats happened?
     
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  7. A Hurra-Kane, mate.

    That's what's happened.
     
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  8. Skylarker

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    I must have slept through the storm.
     
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  9. Fowler used to like "snow" storms, I seem to remember.

    Who can forget the time he celebrated a goal by getting down on his knees and pretending to snort the chalk-dust off one of the touch-lines, like it was a giant line of coke!
    <laugh>

    What a ****ing little scally-wag he really was, eh!
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    Great wasn't it!!

    They don't make them like that anymore <laugh>

    He also scored 4 pens with his eyes closed.
     
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  11. I bet he was mimicking main-lining a shot of heroine.

    The crazy ****er!
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    He also told the ref it wasn't a penalty when the ref deemed that Seaman fouled him, and gave us a pen.
    Legend.

    Harry who?
     
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  13. Skylarker

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    That's a female hero <confused>
     
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  16. Honesty, my arse! He should have been sent off for diving, the cheating bastard.

    If he was that honest why, when taking the penalty, didn't he pass it straight to Seaman.

    He cheated, and then he ensured that his side benefitted from his cheating. It was yet another shameful black mark on the English game by 'Pool.
     
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  17. Zanjinho

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    He did but Seaman passed it back to him :)
     
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    Any excuse for Skiddy to bust a load.

    Great contribution as usual

    <applause>
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    Fair play to Kane, he's doing really well and HIAG was wrong to call him Harry Lame. If he can keep it up, I'd put him on a par with somebody like Van Nistelroy. A bit of a goal poacher and ugly **** resembling a donkey. But Kane I doubt will ever reach the sublime heights of a player like Henry, who scored outrageous goals for fun, season after season and did it all with va va voom.
     
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