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  1. Skylarker

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    The 1's will **** your brains out for days. It's like 20 years of built up frustration due to lack of sex just exploding...

    Thinking about it, 2 was probably my worst. Took me about 3 years to shake the bitch off. That's the main issue with these low rate slags, they get all romantic and ****.
     
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    Just a Coffee at the moment Hiag

    will PM you when im doing the other thing.
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    Come across any lovelies in the Asda Cafe yet?
     
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  4. That's true enough, mate.

    The 9s and 10s soon **** off as soon as a bloke with a bigger wallet shows up.

    Mind you, they are worth it.
     
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    I've noticed Lidl's near me has started erecting a cafe. Should be a good spot. Asda can get tough at times.
     
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    That romantic **** can happen to any of them....anywhere across the board a 1 or a 10...they are the worst though...they bring out the liar in me.
     
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    I'd rather just pay £150 and not bother with all the wallet tugging.
     
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    <laugh>

    Yep been there!
     
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    Hmmm possibly Eastern European potential there.
     
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    Yeah loads of Polish birds.

    Is it worth me trying it on with a Muslim? Any tips?
     
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    ^^^^ Tip 1

    Marry her <doh>
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    GTFO

    chop you up mate.
     
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    What if I wear a hat?

    I've noticed a few hotties at the Dorchester Mosque, just not sure whether to approach? I have some good ideas about conversation etc.
     
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    That reminds me...

    Love this ****.

     
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    Some mad tingz out there, i used to be with one...an 8 easy...like that piece in Citizen Khan, his daughter. Her family twisted the emotional knife in her and she couldnt take the heat....so i think you might need more than a hat Bredda.

    However if you promise to convert to Islam, they may consider you, lol
     
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    Pass the parcel?
     
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    Raw
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    It's a nice hat though, mate.

    I might just approach them and see wa gwan.
     
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    let me know how you get on and if i never see you again.

    i told you.
     
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