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  1. Stan

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    Please don't choke
     
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  2. Stan

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    Choked! :emoticon-0183-swear

    I'm tired!
     
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  3. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Garcia ****ing bottled it <laugh><doh>
     
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  4. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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  5. Stan

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    Get in. Great guy, great player, great Ryder Cupper. Delighted for him. Would have been a travesty if he never won a Major. Vamos!

    Puppy just farted again.
     
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    Lying mongrel
     
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  7. Blueman

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    Just debating whether to start work now or to lie in for a bit longer.
     
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  8. Blueman

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    Gutted for Justin Rose. Well played Garcia.
     
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  9. Chief

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    Didn't think anyone else was interested in the beautiful game.
    Watched it all, am now knackered and having a double shot Americano on the M5.

    Chuffed for Sergio. We'll deserved and about time, the bloke is a gent and a brutal driver of the ball. Amazing to be able to control exactly where it's going when walloping it so hard and far.

    Shame about his putting but he got over the line, fair play. Shows Lee Westwood that it can be done!

    I recon both Sergo and Rose will win another major this season, Rose the US Open and Garcia the Open. Get your bets on.
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    I remember when Sergio burst on the scene years back when he was a hyped up teenager, amazing that it's took this long for such a talent tbh.

    Fair play to him. His Fiancee obviously helps things......I loved the commentators blatantly perving over her, only golf commentary would get away with such banter!
     
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  11. Stan

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    Peter Alliss was probably knocking one out while she was on screen.

    Gin and tonic in one hand, cock in the other.
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I used to play a fair bit of Golf in my teens. It was cheap then, I just used to rock up, pay for 18 holes (sometimes) and play a round with my mates.

    I wouldn't be up for membership fees, green fees etc now as I'm too busy with other activities. I might take it up again when I'm old and cranky.
     
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  13. Stan

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    Never finished a round of golf in my life. Closest I got to it was the 18th tee. Hooked my drive into a building site and thought **** it. It was very hot, the hole was a par 5 and I needed a beer.
     
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    Many a good walk spoiled by a golf ball. <ok>
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    New Avatar Gav? Who, why?

    Anyway, there is a debate going on, on the radio as to whether Golf is a sport or not.
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Course it's a sport Abdul, it's hardly ****ing darts is it?

    I played a very tough and mentally exhausting round in our monthly medal myself on Saturday. It's demanding physically but mentally it's ****ing torture at times. I would have won the ****er but I found the only patch of greenside heather on our 18th and double bogeyed the bastard!!

    For avatar reasons, see the Coventry thread. He won't get it though, stupid ****.
     
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  17. Chief

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    Just call me Ricardo.
     
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    A game I never got into. Probably just as well because patience ain't one of my strong points.

    I'd probably end up doing a very passable imitation of Basil Fawlty with the golf clubs.
     
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  19. Spurlock

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    Sounds like a Sport to me Ricardo, fair enough.
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Lol and if I was the Caddy, I'm sure we would be banned across most Golf courses up and down the country.
     
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