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  1. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Those poor bitches simply cannot know how lucky they are going to be!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Apr 7, 2017
  2. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Yeah its best if no one tells them, if they are asleep, even better

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    Spurlock, Apr 7, 2017
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Having a cold Mahou on the tennis club balcony.

    Sun is shining, the weather is sweet.
     
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    Chief, Apr 7, 2017
  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Holding a Kebab and waving a tiny milk bottle around whilst shirtless.
     
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  6. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    QUOTE="Spurlock, post: 10407998, member: 1010112"]Pick some of the boys up, do laps around the hood.

    always the best ones <ok>[/QUOTE]
    Around the hood? <laugh>
     
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    Blueman, Apr 7, 2017
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    Hey , I hear you got a new boat ! . I was talking to your wife the other day and she said you had a small dingy ....
     
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    seabreeze, Apr 7, 2017
  8. Milk not bear jizz

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    That's because when deflated it's the size of a suitcase but once it gets inflated it's as long as a car and quite rigid.

    Not to mention women sit on it to prevent themselves drowning in a storm.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 7, 2017
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  9. seabreeze

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    Aren't you suppose to take your sail down in a storm ?
     
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    seabreeze, Apr 7, 2017
  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Surfing with a pod of Dolphins in the water this afternoon. Magic <magic>
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    HIAG posted this pic of himself to @Ginger Marks earlier today.
     
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    PINKIE, Apr 7, 2017
  12. Stan

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    Sank a few at the cricket club. Sun was shining so would have been rude not to. First day of summer.
     
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  13. Chief

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    Too right.

    Followed the Mahou up with a couple of Tanqueray.
    Schweppes tonic, slice and squeeze of lime, loads of ice. Till it went dark.

    Back home by now, obvs. Watching masterchief from earlier.
     
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    Chief, Apr 7, 2017
  14. Matth_2014

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    Nothing much.
     
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    Matth_2014, Apr 7, 2017
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  15. seabreeze

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    I'm going roofing this weekend , anyone wanna help . Must supply your own plane ticket .
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Buy me a flight to Calgary and I'll come and help you out doing the roofing :)
     
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    PINKIE, Apr 7, 2017
  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Just started my last night shift <wah>

    Supposed to be nice and sunny on the south coast this weekend though n got my lad so looking forward to spending some quality time with him <ok>
     
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    Libby, Apr 7, 2017
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Schnoodle ...cute as fcuk ...a girl ..:)
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 8, 2017
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...very true ...one of life's wonderful certainties...the only girl in my house who is genuinely excited to see me every time I walk through the door :)
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 8, 2017
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  20. Blueman

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    Just cracked a can of lager. Beer, football and punk rock. Ideal!.
     
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