Match Day Thread Saints v Crystal Palace 7:45pm Wednesday 5th April

Hearing Claude's post-match interview talking about wanting more from Nathan, and I believe him. Redmond is really starting to show his potential, which had slowed to almost nothing at Norwich.

 

So is blue language just sarcasm?

 

Id love them to interview Zaha. The guy is a turnip. A good turnip. But a turnip.

 

I love shane but **** me his goal to shot ratio this season must be shocking .

 

Yes. Basically it means that you don't mean what you've typed.

 

Anything written in blue is meant to be taken as sarcasm. You could add a or a if you think it helps.

 

Fixed

 

Avoids hysteria following misunderstandings.

 

Just checked and Jay has 5 goals per 195 mins. Shane has 5 goals pet 285 mins. Keep Jay, sell Shane. Simples.

 

Surely we're always cool on here.

 

Just turned on Match Choice....have rarely been able to use it.

 

I think it's funnier to not bother and see the reactions personally

 

Just said we have the worst shot conversion rate in the league....tell us about it! Oh, they just did.

 

Just realised next match we might not have: vvd, bertrand, Gabby, Austin, Romeu....

i have an image in my head of some evil force just going down the list of our best players and laughing manically while crossing them off one by one.

 

And he would look just like Nicola Cortese.

 

Gabby should be back, but Romeu will be suspended for two games.

 

Think I just heard Maya call the league midtable 'traffic'. Adam Blackmore said yes, it is tight.

 

That thought crossed my mind as soon as Romeu got his ban. Perhaps we could offer to swap Romeu for the entire Academy for 1 game. Nah, never likely. 2 games?

 

I see young Jack got an assist tonight, good for him. For Mayas goal too.

#CentreBacksSaveTheDay
#AreCentreBacksReallyThatImportant?

 

Beat West Brom and we go 4 points within 8th place with two games in hand.

 

I always thought the purple one meant the poster's piles were playing up.