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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
    so they can still **** in the garden !!
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You dodged a bullet there then.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    My brother had this one neighbour who used to walk his dog past his house everyday and every day the dog shat on his front lawn and the neighbour would leave it there without picking it up.


    So my brother got one of those cutesy little metal ornaments of a pooping dog with a line through it that you stake into the lawn. To say no pooping.

    The neighbour stole it.
     
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  4. BobbyD

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    Surprised your brother didn't wait for the dog and shoot it or got a bigger nastier dog to savage it
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Exactly what happened with my mate <yikes> You want to see the potential side-effects of cyclosporin <yikes>

    On the plus side:

    ECG - perfect

    Blood (liver profile) - perfect

    Blood (kidney profile) - perfect

    Blood (glucose) - perfect

    Blood (cholesterol) - perfect

    Blood (iron) - perfect

    Must continue battering myself <laugh>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Presumably <laugh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nice feller <laugh>
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You're doing better than me then and I try to be healthy <laugh>. My liver enzymes are off (meds I'm on, reversible once I'm off, which hopefully I will be next month).

    My LDLs are fine but HDLs are very low (genetic).
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The new tenants are not popular and even though it's now reopened, very few are going back in. Quite a few who started using the Grange when the Cheese closed are staying there. Can't see them lasting 5 minutes if it carries on like this. The 'brewery (don't make ale)' own about 130 pubs in total and appear prepared to invest in it if the tenants are tied, which these are. We shall see.

    In other news, Mandy, Denice's sister, says they're coming down mob-handed to recover all the money owed to Denice. That could prove interesting <laugh>
     
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  10. Zingy

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    Fixed. <ok>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bizarrely, right without your jealous alterations <whistle>
     
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  12. Solid Air 2

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    You should bring out one of those exercise / lifestyle books & DVD
    called The C&W Life for Healthy Living.I'm sure Milksick will help out with layout for the front cover.
    A few of the puritans like the BMA may have a few comments on the appropriate amounts of Carling & Weed to maintain a healthy body but they are always such killjoys no one will pay any attention.

    I'm sure it would be a winner.<cheers>
     
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  13. BobbyD

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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    C & W? <yikes>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  16. Solid Air 2

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    Carling & Weed or Cheese & Weed

    feel free to use either once agreement is reached on my fee <whistle>
     
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    Well you do drink Carling. This merely confirms my suspicion it is not an alcoholic drink. If you drank real beer your liver would be the size of a peanut by now!
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Would indeed be a best-seller <laugh>
     
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  19. Zanjinho

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    Summery...?
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    For beginning of April ?? Very much so right now
     
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