Is Pixie Damned Either Way?

No, you've got it wrong, you sensitive old tart!

The tramp reference (with his knob out) was to Skiddy (and Pixie).

See. I wasn't wumming, at all , mate.

 

He's fixated by getting cocks out in public, I think he had a troubled updragging.

 

or quite simply, you are an arsehole and people like to let you know that on a regular basis.

 

Whatever floats your extremely large barge Turdy but we all know what you are.

 

ra ra ra ****ing fart blocker...pissoff.

 

Wow, what a rant.

Would you like me to dial 999 for you ?

 

Love you too ten bag.

 

I've simply turned all of HIAG's piss poor wum attempts back on him this week and it's resulted in him exploding into an endless bitch rant.

He's very easy to wind up. For a wum master he does a good impression of being a fragile little buttercup.

 

Hm.

Just putting a few things right, in a calm and orderly fashion. That is what the new HIAG does.

If anyone is going to be calling the police, it is you.

What do you think is the reason for the sorry state of your board? I suppose you must be hoping that it's down to your fellow fans being nothing more than fair-weather plastics, and having done a runner until things pick up, yeah? Otherwise, you're going to be mod over a dead board, mate.

I'm not sure that the police are going to be of much use to you, though.

 

Because 6 threads of your bitching and blubbing screams 'calm and orderly'

You're a complete melt mate.

 

Ouch

 

Translation: "Because of my previous blind devotion to Wenger, I have been exposed as an uber bell-end. However, I lack the humility to admit to my failings, and to apologise to all the people I banned or forced off the Arsenal board by abusing my mod powers, so I am going to try to pretend that nothing happened, and that none of this is now coming back to ravage my arse like a plague from Biblical times. HIAG has seized on this and is forcing me to face my embarrassment, but rather than take the banter and admit I ****ed up massively, I am going to keep acting like an absolute bell-end, and try to deflect it all by making out that HIAG has been owned, when the clear reality is that I am a massive bell-end."

There. Did I miss anything, Pix?

 

Ooh the pain.
Translation:
I'm thoroughly pissed off with you and Skiddy ripping me for being an arsehole for the last six years so leave me all Me while I wave my tiny todger around on the bus.

 

You are an idiot if you genuinely believe that.

There are people on this board who cannot believe that you are a grown man, certainly not one devoid of serious mental issues.

You make a complete twat of yourself every time you post.

 

Oh you make me laugh so much Gimps I was going to ask the same question but you've answered already.

 

Well this is probably as much of a surprise to me as it must be for Piskie - I had absolutely no idea that you were such a fan of Arsene Wenger

... I'm also intrigued - which biblical plague was the arse ravager? ... did locusts go after arable crops that you were storing between your bum cheeks?

 

Do I take it that the frogs, biting insects and wild animals will come later?

 

I'm not much of a Bible scholar, as you know, Fosse, but I think there are a few verses about it in the Book of the Sodomites.

 

Save it for the Old Bill mate