Although on that gin task, I'd have gone with Djinn or Jinn. The marketing practically writes itself. EDIT: Aaaaaand... someone's already done it. Bollocks, now I won't win that task in the past on the programme I wasn't on.
I really can't imagine which poster is liable to come to mind when you read this. It IS a real Act. The full story is quite clever IMHO. Texas anti-masturbation bill moves closer to becoming law. Under the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texan men would be fined $100 for every 'unregulated masturbatory emission' A bill that would see Texas men fined $100 (£82) for masturbating has taken a step closer to becoming law after it received its first reading in the state’s House of Representatives. Under section 173.010 of House Bill 4260, the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texas men would only be allowed to masturbate under supervision, inside approved health care and medical facilities. Any “unregulated masturbatory emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.” http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...ca-farrar-house-bill-4260-man-s-a7669866.html
