Scotch Independence - the countdown

Oooft rockets launched

 

Si in double handed multi post tag team disaster.

 

Serbia is a funny one They have about 7.1m people but in 1995 the population was higher at 6.6m.
That's odd and with the likes of Albania Serbia and Scotland banging on the door of the EU I can't see any down sides whatsoever.
Fingers crossed Turkey too with their 75000,000 people and forward thinking Muslim government.
The future is bright for the EU .

 

I like Serbs.


Dusaaan Tadiiiiiic
Wooooaaaooh!!!

 

How is that even possible I haven't posted between Bayern Kenny and yours to have edited it ?

 

Bad phone aids

 

So the EU are playing Europes got talent with Turkey Serbia Albania and possibly Scotland as their hopeful contestants?
Scraping the barrel springs to mind.

 

Archie is like a fat Ned Flanders

 

Better than being a failed Barney Gumble

 

If living in a pokey little flat alone with nothing other than memories is success then count me out.
You clearly had a massive drink and drugs problem that destroyed your marriage and made you either infertile or your children don't want to know you anymore .
So you preach to me that drugs and booze is evil .
I had half a dozen ice cold beers yesterday and woke up without ****ting my bed or any negative effects to my life whatsoever.

If you are pulling the class card my family are a few notches up the ladder than a ****ing postal employee.
I live in a nice 3 bedroom terraced house with a garden to sit in and enjoy the sun.
Why did your marriage fail?
Did you start injecting speed into your penis because your veins collapsed?
Do you help out at the local church making orange squash for your A A meetings?.

 

Despite your obvious obsession with me, you know nothing about my life.

I have never attempted to preach to you, and the only reason I ever point out your drug and alcohol consumption is because you boast about it all the time.

That boasting is ironic given the fact that you are clearly a total lightweight who passes out on trains and wakes up soaked in his own piss after two cans of Skol and a hit on a bong

 

That's where you went wrong I have never fell asleep and missed my stop or wet myself .
Haven't seen Skol since the 80s and don't do bongs .
(I did have a white out a few years ago after too many bongs).
I'll buy a 20 bag of skunk about once a month to smoke when visiting London but I don't enjoy it as much anymore .
A glass of Chilean pinot noir with my rib eye later on as I don't need to work until 3pm tomorrow will be ****ing awesome.
The only thing I feel guilty about is the packet of 20 Polish Marlborough I have smoked this week.
My lungs felt a bit heavy and it's a pointless habit with a dirty buzz.
So I'll not smoke this week..
Drugs obviously ruined your life and the demons will always haunt you but we are not all weak willed junkies like you .

 

Si has just taken it to a new level

 

and Si you need to lay off them Polish Marlborough for what your paying buy some blues or get a different supplier.

 

I only smoke if I'm waiting around outside or trying to look cool and sophisticated.
I don't really enjoy it and they give me a headache if I smoke a lot when pissed.

 

Cool and sophisticated, that Polish Marlborough must smell like Archers butt.

 

Archie don't take my tough love approach as a bad thing.
I just want to save you from being that boring sanctimonious husk of a man that you are today .

Go on just one won't hurt .

 

**** me, Super Si has back up. Now I'm in trouble.

I think you are a bit confused. It's Si's arse you are constantly rimming, not mine, so you would have no idea what my "butt" smells like.

 

I know right

 

I never rim anyone I leave that to the GC crew always bumming one another, it just made a change to see Si giving an opinion rather than sniffing your butt, sadly he always has to let himself down