Bollocks. If you sign up for the armed forces you realise that there will be the strong possibility that you will be deployed to a war zone, no matter what the cicumstances. If not then you are a complete simpleton and devoid of the ability to think for ones self which is pretty much what they want in the armed forces - follow orders and don't ask questions.
If you changed "the army" for "online football forums" I'd be minded to agree with your exciting generalisation. It's why I joined, for sure.
Stereo gets a "spank me hard" comment and I get compared to Graeme Souness? Gutted. This is turning into the worst day ever. (Nice to see you back, Tina, after what felt like a suspiciously long absence.)