Burnley 0 v 2 Spurs We're only the 4th side to go to Burnley and walk away with all three points, this season. Chelsea lose, so we close the gap to 7 points, whilst consolidating our position in the top 4. I do so hope that no one was so foolish as to write off Spurs for a top 4 spot or, worse still, start a thread predicting our demise. That would be very, very silly. Oh, wait! Skiddy... !!!!! COYS!
Spurs 4 v 0 Watford A commanding display of football from this magnificent young Spurs side. The gap to Chelsea is now only 4 points. COYS!
Tottenham's Belgium defender Toby Alderweireld, 28, says Spurs have not given up on winning the Premier League title - and believes they can do "something special". (Talksport) Toby loves Spurs! Kiss the badge, you little magician!
Chelsea maintained their seven-point lead at the top of the Premier League with an entertaining victory over spirited Bournemouth. Pressured by Tottenham's earlier thrashing of Watford, the visitors looked to be cruising after two goals in three first-half minutes. But Bournemouth, who had already hit the post, got back into the contest through Joshua King's long-range deflected effort. The Cherries continued to press after half-time only for Chelsea to gradually regain control and secure the points through Marcos Alonso's impeccable free-kick. The Blues next travel to Manchester United, their sternest of six league fixtures between now and the end of the season. If they return from Old Trafford with their seven-point advantage still intact, they will be a huge step closer to a sixth title and fifth in the Premier League era.
Chelsea and Belgium forward Eden Hazard, 26, is the main transfer target for Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane and president Florentino Perez this summer. (L'Equipe - in French) I reckon Zindane would prefer Alli, but he knows full well that Levy is no easy touch and that he could end up wasting the Summer window chasing a pipe-dream. It's going to be much easier for him to get Kante off Chelsea.
Manchester United and Paris St-Germain will both try to sign Tottenham and France goalkeeper Hugo Lloris, 30, this summer. (Daily Express)
This latest run of home wins is the best since 1987......here lies the truth in why you've underachieved since 1961.
"What the **** are you on about, you ridiculous bell-end!" That's not me asking that question, Skids; it's something that @Chief might ask you.
The fact posed was a factoid about why you have never troubled the judge. It wasn't a direct reply to one of your BBC gossip quotes but a free standing revelation into your lack of success. So it looks like your statement was yet another wum fcuk up. Bell-end
On scoring 20 goals for three consecutive seasons: “It’s good to be consistent as a striker. I want to do that year in year out. We’ve still got plenty to do this season so I don’t want to think about it. Sometimes it’s good to play first. We’ve got the three points and we can enjoy the Easter weekend.” (Harry Kane, speaking to BBC Sport, after Spurs 4 v 0 Bournemouth) Kiss the badge, son! You've earned it, pal, you little magician!