Daughters birthday today. unfortunately the mother in law is on the way... i knew this anyway as the mice have been throwing themself on the traps... joke courtesy of Les Dawson, always worth repeating.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough." The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea." I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'
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Just had this confirmed by an African doctor friend of mine, itk. He's excited about it. Massive contract mind, it's costing us a pretty penny, hence the changes to the membership scheme.
The one I always remember is Yorkshire Water announcing they were introducing zero calorie drinking water. All the girls at work were excited by it and gleefully announced they couldn't wait. Seriously.
The one about Hull City, Grimsby Town and Scunthorpe building and sharing a new stadium off the A15 near to the M180 junction might not be so silly after all..
Back to the op and being serious for a minute, sadly I can't see any scenario in which he doesn't leave this summer.
