I went to Mull and a couple of the Inner Hebrides isles and this bloke said you have to pay the ferryman 50p to get onto that isle (cannot remember its name). He had a rowing boat parked sideways. Stepped off one isle, into boat, out of boat and lo and behold I was on this other isle. 50p for one small f*cking step for mankind. This isle had about 10 cottages on it, a population of 18 people and about 70 sheep. Anyway spent a good seven n a half minutes touring this isle and then had to pay 50p to get back off. Nearly tw*tted him with his own oar.
It's ****ing mental up there mate. They still had a rope pulled ferry between the islands. A bit like a raft. It's like a cross between that village in Hot Fuzz & that shop from the League of Gentlemen, lol. Bunch of ****ing weirdo's.
