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  1. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    ****ing terrible days if anyone you knew saw you wearing that t-shirt or those trousers.
     
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  2. GLP

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    Probably more down to the Dancing than the t-shirt.
     
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  3. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Did they sell gravy?
     
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  4. Arnold_Lane_HCFC_

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    Swimming in Barmy Drain.
    Bull.
     
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  5. Edelman

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    The Milk Tray chocolate bar.
     

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  6. tigerincanada

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    1. Hardly any cars on the street and being able to play numerous kid's games
    2. Standing on the previously mentioned footbridge on Anlaby Road as a steam train went underneath
    3. Picnics in the country with my mum and dad to see crocuses, daffodils (Farndale), primroses, bluebells and horse chestnut candles. Unfortunately, my dad died a few days after my eighth birthday.
    4. Following a pretty lass in a mini skirt and stockings up the stairs to the top deck of a bus
    5. A pint for 1/10d and fish & chips for about a shilling
    6. The smell in Kardomah
    7. The tree in Paragon Station and the display in Hammond's windows at Christmas
    8. Seeing Jr. Walker & The All Stars at the Mecca in Wakefield
    9. Weekends in Scarborough sleeping rough on the Lifeboat Station roof
    10. Hooking up with a lass from Northampton in West Park and ending up in a back alley for my first sexual experience. Such a romantic location but at least it wasn't raining!
     
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  7. The greengrocer

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    Playing Kerby
     
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  8. originallambrettaman

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    Indeed, though he messaged me on Tuesday to say he'd had dozens of requests from people who wanted to know where the top was from.
     
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  9. Anal Frank Fingers

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    Proper home-made gravy?

    Assuming I haven't ****ed up again and me mam used this solid brown **** for soup really.
     

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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

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    The goody van??
    Mally?
    Had a beer with him a few weeks ago
     
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  11. GLP

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    Jesus, wonders never cease. Still, minuscule percentage off 3m viewings.
     
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  12. Arnold_Lane_HCFC_

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    Does use of this explain the state of your fingers?:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  13. City Man

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    Murdens lemonade
     
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  14. Arnold_Lane_HCFC_

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    Rag and bone men
     
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  15. Arnold_Lane_HCFC_

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    Kempton Legend - 'Daily Mail' brylcreemed paper seller. Said with a gob full of curdling flem and false choppers making a vain attempt at stopping it dribble down his chin. (you had to be there)
     
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  16. City Man

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    Limited stop buses.
    Derelict Old Town and ferry to New Holland with bar on it.
     
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  18. Anal Frank Fingers

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    Naah, this stuff was like brown concrete. You had to chip away at the big lumps with a spoon. A good day was when you opened the little bag inside and there was some pre-chiselled lumps already.

    Add in some hot water and cornflour into the meat tray while resting the meat and proper gravy (70s version, anyway) magically appeared.

    Too many chocolate fingers is the answer you were looking for.
     
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  19. City Man

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    Kathy Kerby
     
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  20. Kempton

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    I can't remember his name, but it can't be the same one, he'd be long gone Chazz.
     
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