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  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Just watched the film 'Founder' all about Ray Croc MacDonalds....Great watch thoroughly recommended. <ok>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Mar 29, 2017
  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    new car doing the business?

    getting some tonight?
     
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    Spurlock, Mar 29, 2017
  3. Stan

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    Just took it for a drive. It's nice. Got to be worth at least a blow job from Mrs Stan.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Rover 25?
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    XC90 ? You got a brand new one ?
     
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  6. Stan

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    Yes and yes.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Nice. The new ones look great. I sold my 2005 one for a VW Touareg which is an absolute beast. I love it. The older XC90's were looking a bit tired compared to the rivals. But the new ones look very nice indeed. Enjoy and post a pic (not of you getting a BJ) <ok>
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Rather a pic of a blow job than a car tbh.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Maybe @Stan can invite you over later to watch ...
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You enjoy the sight of engorged cock do you?
     
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    Chief, Mar 29, 2017
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  11. NSIS

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    That ****ing Siri drives me ape! <grr>

    How can I help! - **** off is how you can help.

    I didn't quite hear that - No, because I wasn't talking to you - **** off! :headbang:

    Finally turned the bastard thing off!
     
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    NSIS, Mar 29, 2017
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  12. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Tell me about it, I asked mine if it supported Tottenham and it told me there was no need for that language!:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  13. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Lol
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I quite like Siri. I asked it once if it ever wished it was a sentient being and he came back with a joke about 'let's not put descartes before the horse' <ok>
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    What? What? What? What? :cool:
     
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  16. seabreeze

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    Something you hear when you whisper in gingers ear ...
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I'm not sure you have thought this through properly <laugh> ... what were you whispering in Ginger's ear? ... and at what point in the evening? ... and is "Ginger's Ear" in fact a euphemism?
     
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  18. seabreeze

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    I said you ....
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Chief?
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Like an Otters pocket?
     
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