Now look what you've done HT. Better get Cortez involved to sort this out. Baptism of fire for the lad.
Curry sauce on beans is weird. As is curried beans. And while I'm on the subject, what the **** are Heinz playing at? 57 varieties was more than enough anyway. Now the ****ers are tinning anything. Cheesy peas was a piss take. The good folk of Heinz misunderstood it as a challenge. So wots the most revolting thing you've ever found in a can?
Same with this idea of putting chip spice on chips. Chip spice is for fries only. Important difference confused by its name.
To further complicate things, they have a picture of New York on the side, where chips are actually crisps. It's quite possibly the world's most confusing condiment.