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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Anyone else getting pissed off with websites and their relentless pop ups??
    Time and time again you click to go onto an article and have to close down box after box of useless ****e being pedalled to you.
    The Chronicle is one of the worst.
    I literally only read their articles in safari on my phone but usually ignore them altogether as it's a right pain in the arse trying to read something which is repeatedly covered up with ****e I don't want to see. I also take a negative view of whatever brand is being plastered across my screen. Manufacturers should, IMHO rethink their whole digital media strategy as, eventually.... using pop ups may damage their brand equity.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Oh and while I'm beelin'... the Chronicle and their '5 things' bullshit get on my tits too. Here's my list of Chronicle beel....

    1- Their 5 things list
    2- Lee Ryder
    3- Their sucking at the teat of Fat Mike
    4- Less chip paper in the smaller size
    5- Their 5 things list
     
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  3. JakartaToon

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    Its the future - live with it.
    What always gets me is when I am walking past a shop and I get a text message from them telling me to come in and enjoy an offer that they have.
    If you actually take the time to look at some of the accompanying ads you will also see some very amusing juxtapositions:

    Telegraph Website: “Tara Palmer-Thomkinson, the socialite, has died aged 45 after battling a brain tumour…”
    Accompanying ad: “10 ways to improve your brainpower”

    Times: “I’ll never forgive “killer” bride, says victim’s mother”
    Accompanying ad: “Celebrate Valentine’s for the moments that matter” (Ernest Jones jewellers).

    Guardian headline: “’All lives matter’ rally was always racist—and this weekend’s Trump rally proved it”
    The ad: “Brilliant cleaning for whites and colours” by Daz

    Guardian headline: “Student ‘driven from campus’ after speaking out against rape seminar”
    The ad: “How to make a winning first impression, sponsored by HSBC”

    Yahoo News headline: “Business drivers risking safety by not taking breaks”
    The ad: “Brilliant funeral insurance sweeping the UK”


    However nothing beats this one in a printed version
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  4. Obi Wan

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    <yikes>
    Was that for real or photoshopped?
    FFS if real then the newspapers need to edit their pages better not just take money from the advertisers. That's diabolical.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    I was going to add to Albert that if he stops looking at the 'llamas in lingerie' site then he might not keep getting the little pop-ups he referred to.
     
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    Wor lass says that when you pop round all she sees is your little 'pop up'... #nanopenis
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    You can't just throw the same joke back. That counts as an own goal so you are officially 2 down.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ... unlike your lass who is usually all for two up :)


    1-2 to you.
     
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  9. JakartaToon

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    It was on a real article about poor advertising placement and malgorithms so I assume its real.
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

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    And you were reading it for what reason?

    :huh:
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    The worst thing about the Chronicle is how long it takes to load. I've got adblocker and it still takes forever to get their site up cos of all the **** they have on there. Got to admit, a couple of my clients have pop ups on their sites to sign up for newsletters but I always make sure that they are really easy to close and that the cookies last for a long time so they don't appear every time you visit the site.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Nev - are you not a bit busy to be commenting on these mundane threads?
     
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  13. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Busy with what?

    Since Musty stepped in with the Prediction League there's only the Final Countdown thread to update*







    *last updated 18th March
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yeah but I want the old table back. Its the only slick worthwhile thing he's ever done. It sickens me to see him spiral like this. The ****.
     
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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I am stuck and unable to do any work for 48 hours while I transfer all of my hosting to a more powerful server. No point making any changes until that is finished!
     
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    You can't keep harking back to 'the good old days'. They are gone. You need to move forward. You'll end up like Fredor if you're not careful
     
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  17. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I've got big plans for next year. Not sure if I will be able to find the time to do it yet so no point saying what they are. But basically the idea I had for self-updating tables - only turbo powered :)
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

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    Excuses excuses
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I think the points totals are up to date. Maybe I just forgot to change the date. Not sure. Have we played since 18th March????
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

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    You've been well and truly brainwashed haven't you?

    Well at least the propaganda is working on some eh Nev (aka Hitler)
     
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