We could teach them how to be civilised. They couldnt join the commonwealth as they have no wealth to chip in.
They should unite and join Scotland and Wales have one national team then we only have to beat the fookers once instead of four times
But we must give credit where its due the Kilt was invented in Ireland and they sold the fashion statement to the sweaties who bought the idea of men wearing skirts lock stock and barrel I thank them for that one