I am serious, and indeed some threads on this site have had me in tears (literally) - the 'troll a stranger' thread in particular got passed around and so it should have, it was ****ing brilliant.
Knock yourself out. The kind where the hosts are all the upper echelons of society. Mostly dressed as fox hunters. Mick and his filthy ilk are there as entertainment; not allowed to talk or even look the hosts in the eye. They're there for whatever purpose is given to them: table, toilet, spunkbucket. If they're caught getting an erection at the debauchery, they're flogged within an inch of their life and buggered the rest of the way. And now I have a semi.