Seriously are you two going to make a go of this or should I get a few more rimmers to help you out? Bring it on Turds
Don't worry Turds I've asked the Gimp to get over here and help you lot out! Its not fun for me kicking the same corpses all night.
Just got back from football training, having a proper coffee and will then mow the lawn. Singular, as the back one is still, and will remain, a mud flat until I astroturf the ****er. Which I will do in the week leafing up to Easter. I'll keep you posted. Bet you all can't wait.
Took Mum and Dad out to a local cafe near the beach, then been running around chasing my little 'un on the beach in and out of rock pools, up the dunes, down the dunes and back in the rock pools.... ****ing knackered. Gonna polish the car now (it will be the one and only polish it ever gets) Then settle down for the footie later.
Pushing my daughter on the swings. My boys playing yet more football across the way. After this off for ice cream and I'll buy some beers to have with mother's day tea. Leg of lamb.
It's unlikely that he'll still be at Sunderland next season as they look destined for the drop. There will be a few premiership clubs vying for his signature as he's clearly still got something to offer.
