Drank a bottle of red wine and munched an Italian meat platter followed by a big carton of very cold Greek yoghurt and honey. My guts started bubbling and when I went to fart I suspected I may follow through. Went to the bathroom and shat in the sink . Won't be doing that again
I was away seeing a job on Wednesday there and was choling for a slash and decided to go for one once I arrived on site, only problem being that when I arrived, all the pans were taped up with signs saying "do not use - no water in building". Being a resourceful type, I drained the snake in the sink on the 2nd floor. THAT'S WHY THE CALL HIM BARLOCH76
Friday night, Declan has taekwondo so will take him over there and then home for a few 'refreshments' Saturday, Declan playing footie at 10am vs Maryhill so sure to be a fiesty tie. After that, probably try and do some work and hit the Prosecco early doors as clocks go forward on Sunday and Dec playing at 9am so need to get to bed early. Sunday, McGuinness vs Rev Paisley all over again as the Lochrie's and the MacThaighough's meet for Sunday dinner at ours courtesy of Julie for Mothering Sunday. Protestants will be served steak pie and Catholics served Steak รก la Taig (i.e cheese) "AS I JUMPED ON THE HEAD OF FATHER COYNE - MY MIND DRIFTED BACK TO THE BATTLE OF BOYNE"
