With the first league game at Fratton Park tomorrow, what kind of entertainment would you like to see at half-time? Cheerleaders? the ol' crossbar challenge? Nothing at all? Something else?
I'd like to see a potato growing contest, like they have on Tristan da Cunha. Half time might need to be a bit longer though.
An Historical reenactment of the Battle of Trafalgar, spread over the course of the season, starring Nelson the Dog
I was thinking each week we could get the away fans involved by sacrificing the 'Away fan arse of the week'. This would allow us to incorporate the use of the big screen to select the person most annoying in the first half, bringing a modern & interactive twist to our exciting reenactment.
I think this weekend only, every ground in the country should be supplied with a couple of looters to be put in the stocks. Rotten tomatoes 25p each rotten eggs 50p each. All proceeds go toward the cost of the clean-up operation
Some good ideas here, should e-mail this thread to Portsmouth FC! Personally, I'd go for either cheerleaders or a marching band. I know a girl who's in Hampshire County Youth Band (at least, I think she still is, it depends on what age they go up to), maybe they'd be willing to be the marching band. Orrrrrrr we could get Scala to perform at half time! That would be brill: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcjec7WZ41s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfPDeznpExA
I always liked the 'dizzy stick' game. Two contestants would have to run around in circles with their head touching a 5 foot stick that's upright from the floor, before trying to then kick the ball that's placed on the penalty spot into the open goal. It always used to be incredibly funny. However, I'd imagine some form of health and safety legislation put an end to that game.
I was disappointed that there wasn't any of the entertainment that's been suggested within this thread at Fratton Park today. Hopefully they'll bring some up soon!
