Hopefully this doesn't die a death like my Smelly Wid Ye. I think she is the perfect woman. Swedish, blonde, fit, talented and nods off all the time which is like natures own Rohypnol. please log in to view this image http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39293139
She suffers from sleep paralysis. Ye can ride her any time ye like thru the night and she canny say naw.
How about if you were going out with her and said "listen Doll, when you nod off and I have to make you comfortable and ensure you are safe is it ok if I quickly get your scants down and have a go?" If she says yes then that is consensual. She might be ok with it but you'd have a job explaining what you are doing in the soft furnishings department at John Lewis.
This was the Snoozy Swede at 10 if that helps. You know what you are thinking when you look at that microphone. please log in to view this image
Why does this thread exist? Grove you need your own Acworth-style thread to put all your Metro articles in it. You're devaluing Wid Ye threads ffs
I have a super funny story for you guise. I'm in a pub now and a group of British louts have come in and they are singing... **** off Alan Johnston You've gone down for noncing You're a PAEDOOOPHILE