The Chelsea meltdown thread

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We won the first 3 games of the season with 442, then drew a game, lost to Liverpool and Arsenal back to back, thats when he changed....6 games in, after 2 losses.

I'm sure he persevered for longer than that?
My bad if I'm wrong, but I do remember fans/critics saying 'change the system ffs' (along those lines anyway).
 
Humiliation is getting beaten 5-1 by already relegated Newcastle United mate ... not from earning the right to be in a last eight draw of the UCL with Real Madrid, Barcelona, Atletico Madrid, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund, Juventus and Monaco ....

.... only thing worse than that perhaps, might be not earning the right to even get into the last 16 of the UCL and then going out of the repercharge tournament to a bunch of, part-time bier keller waiters, lacemakers and chocaltiers ... now that would be complete, utter, abject humiliation of the worst possible kind .... ever <rofl> :cool:

Ouch!
 
Humiliation is getting beaten 5-1 by already relegated Newcastle United mate ... not from earning the right to be in a last eight draw of the UCL with Real Madrid, Barcelona, Atletico Madrid, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund, Juventus and Monaco ....

.... only thing worse than that perhaps, might be not earning the right to even get into the last 16 of the UCL and then going out of the repercharge tournament to a bunch of, part-time bier keller waiters, lacemakers and chocaltiers ... now that would be complete, utter, abject humiliation of the worst possible kind .... ever <rofl> :cool:

**** Leicester this is about Chelsea <doh>

Or have you come along to lick Chelsea fans arses, as usual?

You secret lemonade drinking twat <cheers>
 
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I'm sure he persevered for longer than that?
My bad if I'm wrong, but I do remember fans/critics saying 'change the system ffs' (along those lines anyway).
I may be remembering wrong.
But I am sure our season went, 3 wins, a draw, back to back losses, then he changed the system.
 
**** Leicester this is about Chelsea <doh>

Or have you come along to lick Chelsea fans arses, as usual?

You secret lemonade drinking twat <cheers>

Nah, we are just fellow patrons of the Premier League Winners Club.
We like to stand about drinking cognac, smoking cigars, laughing at the clubs that have never won the PL. :p
Arsenals membership is due to expire next season too :bandit:
 
Nah, we are just fellow patrons of the Premier League Winners Club.
We like to stand about drinking cognac, smoking cigars, laughing at the clubs that have never won the PL. :p
Arsenals membership is due to expire next season too :bandit:

Sounds like a **** club, mate.

Liverpool and United are the only two clubs in England that have a seat at the top table in world football. Fact. :D
 
**** Leicester this is about Chelsea <doh>

Or have you come along to lick Chelsea fans arses, as usual?

You secret lemonade drinking twat <cheers>

Read your boyfriend's post you moth-eaten, pube flossing, Spurs rimming twat <laugh> ... he brought Leicester City into it ...I just put him straight (or at least less gay) as I always do <ok> <ale>
 
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Sounds like a **** club, mate.

Liverpool and United are the only two clubs in England that have a seat at the top table in world football. Fact. :D

It's an exclusive club mate ... only 6 members currently ... and the waiting list to join is horrendous ... some have been waiting 25 years or more ... top bantz, the best food, fine wine ... and not a scouser with a wee dribble stained shell suit in sight... (think there may be some in cleaning or 'facilities') <laugh>
 
Ugh, mate, you really couldn't be more pathetic right now if you tried.
I preferred old HIAG.
He was a douche bag, but at least he made me laugh.


Pathetic and dull, that's new HIAG's motto, Bod.

Or hebes et miserabilis, to give it its latin translation. I'm having that painted onto the new HIAG's coat-of-arms.
 
Really?
You are going there again?
Want me to bookmark this for seasons end? :)

What? That United will finish second?

Yeah, I'm in.

You say United will finish second and I say they won't.

Bookmark away, my foe!

God! I get so tired of being right all the time! Now, I know why the old HIAG was so pleased to hang up his wum-guns.
 
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Humiliation is getting beaten 5-1 by already relegated Newcastle United mate ... not from earning the right to be in a last eight draw of the UCL with Real Madrid, Barcelona, Atletico Madrid, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund, Juventus and Monaco ....

You're putting a very brave face on it all, Fosse, which I fully understand and respect.

However, the truth of the matter is that you scrapped and cheated your way past Seville to set up the mother of all dry-humpings, and perhaps a humiliation far worse than Arsenal's.

I saw it all, last season, Fosse.

I so wish that I was not cursed with this gift, but I inherited it from the old HIAG. What a complete bastard he was! Devilishly clever, but a bastard nonetheless. I can see why you all were so afraid of him.
 
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You're putting a very brave face on it all, Fosse, which I fully understand and respect.

However, the truth of the matter is that you scrapped and cheated your way past Seville to set up the mother of all dry-humpings, and perhaps a humiliation far worse than Arsenal's.

I saw it all, last season, Fosse.

I so wish that I was not cursed with this gift, but I inherited it from the old HIAG. What a complete bastard he was! Devilishly clever, but a bastard nonetheless. I can see why you all were so afraid of him.

^^^^ Twatfish ^^^^

Champions League followed


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