Scotch Independence - the countdown

Nah, they're good bunch of lads with the interests of the economy (and therefore us) at heart.

Except Monica, of course, he got kicked out of banking cos he's a cocaine snorting, hooker shagging, self interested, ****.

 

So, how about all the stuff Scotland imports, are the tariffs good for that too? Why would I be packing, I'm staying put in Spain. And no ****ing trade agreements are made "toot ****ing sweet"!

 

...and hookers, don't forget the loss of earnings they would suffer.

 

So ye've conceded the point on Scottish exports

 

Iain disne give a **** about Brexit because he is.posting from his maws hoose in Campletoon and hasn't left his room (loft) in 6 years

 

You speak like that is a bad thing

No, I'm not going to concede to such stupidity, I just thought it would be clearer if I switched to imports, unless of course Scotland doesn't import anything?

Very valid point

 

The best export Scotland has ever produced is the Bay city Rollers.

 

Ah know. He does earn a few quid doing Lou Ferringo look-a-like appearances in the local pubs n clubs tho. He especially likes getting covered head to toe in green.

 

Would the loft be the second or third floor?

 

The only Pape in the village.

 

ffs

 

Oh really?

So how long do trade agreements take.to be made?

Go on ya daft pape tuechter virgin answer that.

Take into consideration that Scotland is.already fully integrated into EU law and trading standards.

Aye yer right enough Iain. It will take.forever for Scotland and the EU to come to an agreement. Meanwhile awe they ****ing Spaniards who won't let Scotland into the EU because Catalonia might get too big for their boots can fish for taddies in the Med.

There's nae yield in dat **** amigo.

 

You live in dream land

 

*Scotland

 

**** thinks Scotland didn't vote out of the EU

 

Aye but whisky .

 

Scotland won't get fast tracked into the Eu

Unless we buy the uks place and claim the history etc

Scotco!

 

^^^^ full of wind and pish

 

**** you on about fat boy?

Where have i even mentioned Scotland joining the EU?

Yer tiny minds canny fathom the sofistikated **** am on about here.

Turn off the clatter mate and think.

 

I see. So nae answers then. But you seemed to be so genned up earlier on.

Oh well.