nah i drank bottle of wine the night before my last one & i felt fine ... well apart from the amount of blood coming out of me which none of the staff seemed much concerned with bar the nursing assistant who was helping me swab it up
Of course I have. I'm not one for ranking favourites, and there are many many brilliant musicians out there working in all genres. I can play the guitar, btw - not to genius level but enough to know a good one when I see them.
Just had a text from The Great Man himself. His op has been postponed so he's gone on the piss in Wetherspoons.
Town drunk from Andy Griffith show. Was drunk so often he was given his own key to the sheriff station so he could let himself in and lock himself up.
He even has a song about him. Apologies... mojo isn't a chanteur in: LyricWikia Mojo Nixon:Take Me To Your Leader I'm building a landing pad for UFOs Puttin' it in my front yard 'cause that's where they go I'm lightin' that sucker up I know they're comin', they're comin' tonight I've been waitin' for such a long time Space aliens are on my mind I watch the skies every night I know they're comin' (he knows they're comin') Everybody gonna be comin' tonight Singin' Take me, take me to your leader Take me to your leader Sing it, boys Take me, take me to your leader Take me to your leader Dog Ho Yeah Lemme tell ya Take me to your leader Take me to your leader Take me to your leader now Take me, take me to your leader Take me to your leader Space aliens land in Austin, Texas The head space alien says, "Mojo, Take me, take me to your leader" Hell, lemme tell ya where I took him Did I take him to Washington, DC? (no!) Did I take him to Moscow? (no!) Did I take him to Tokyo? (no!) Did I take him to New York City? (no!) Hell, I didn't even take him to Memphis (whoa) I took him down to North Carolina Sleepy little town down there called Mayberry Mayberry got a sherriff, sherriff named Andy And Andy got a jail and in his jail on a Saturday night You can find our leader Down in Mayberry In the jail You know who I'm talkin' about? You know who I'm talkin' about, lemme tell ya O-T-I-S Otis is the very best O-T-I-S Otis is the very best O-T-I-S Otis is the very best O-T-I-S (Otis is the very best) I'm talkin' about Otis Otis Otis Cambpell Otis Cambpell Talkin' about Otis Otis is our leader Otis Cambpell, I'm talkin' about you Yeah Oh... Otis the Drunk from "The Andy Griffith Show" is our leader
