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Now then lads, you all know that I'm of the old school and get my entertainment by bowling a hoop down a hill with a stick and tickling trout in my local stream. However I'm realising I need to embrace technology if I'm going to move on life, how does one add a quote to the bottom of a post.

Feel free to mock, only after you've explained how to do it...:confused:
 
Now then lads, you all know that I'm of the old school and get my entertainment by bowling a hoop down a hill with a stick and tickling trout in my local stream.

Ahh i remember the days, the hoop and stick was fun! Well, it was about 10 years ago at Beamish. Could never get it going more than 5 meters though, annoyed the **** out of me after 5 mins. In retrospect. Not that fun.
 
I'd like to see us bring in Jose Mourinho to replace Alan Pardew, anybody at all to replace untrustable Mike Ashley.

Seriously, can you imagine the uproar if they were to accept a bid for Carroll? I would hunt Ashley down myself.
 
See what I mean about defaulting to the 5-1 win ? i really feel sorry for you lot, I really do

I assure you there was no mutual reciprocation of pity when we thrashed you 5-1... Oops. Default response...

Then again. You may have missed it if there was. You were all on the buses with your head in your hands by half time...
 
Thats right mate, you talk about anything but the eneviatable - 33m and 90k a week, or so I hear ?

You hear from some person on a forum whose reputation for accuracy and honesty is set in stone based on his first ever post on these forums?

Can I have all your bank details to transfer money to your account?

Honest.

You can trust me.
 
Thats right mate, you talk about anything but the eneviatable - 33m and 90k a week, or so I hear ?

33 million now it's just going up and up.

Bent looks a bit cheap now as a lot of Sunderland fans were saying Carroll was only a Championship player.
 
I think we should hold out for £500m cash plus Torres.

That way everybody's happy.

Ashley gets all his loot back, buggers off, we replace Carroll with a half decent striker who only drinks halves and that nice Mr. Pardew get's a right wedge to strengthen the squad.
 
didn't mean to upset <whistle>your from wearyside thought i'd make you feel at home with the personal insults.
there's a few on here want you gone but i don't i think special needs have a voice as well and good to see your using yours.

equality and diversity at work makes you have a warm glow <ok>
 
I thought the "you sold your best player" award went to the mackems when bent jumped ship for..... wait for it....... VILLA! even without carroll we've been more than a match for the mackems, spurs, west ham and wigan so far so i can't see how you can wind us up.
 
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