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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I'm still ripping him a new steam hole for his pastry creations ... but he seems to like it .. will need to give him some respite now as I have to drive home ...<laugh>
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nice day off work, before having to do 7 in row...

    Potty training at the moment, great fun <yikes>
     
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    Don't miss that at all, go no patience with kids...Never have I suppose.
     
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  4. Stan

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    You'll get there in the end. Really your parents should have potty trained you years ago.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... provided you don't get your arse wedged in it <whistle>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Mar 10, 2017
  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...bummer ... beaten to it <laugh>
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Hoping to just get it done within a week or 2. Harder where me n his Mum aren't together though. But after today because I've got nights next week he'll be at hers all week so he might find it easier.

    Yeah, I'm posting from the potty now mate <laugh>

    In seriousness though, the worst thing about that is there's probably plenty of kids out there these days who can use a tablet/smartphone etc. before a toilet <doh>
     
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  8. Stan

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    I wouldn't encourage him to piss or **** on a tablet/smartphone. A toilet is definitely a better option.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&r...=en_GB&usg=AFQjCNEA_4n_0qgaJfVGEMSJwXzZxFgYoA

    There's an app. :biggrin:
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I'm not encouraging him too, he just seems to want to whenever he sees your avatar, must know your're a Manc <ok>
     
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    I just finished up my potty training , the wife is pleased as punch .
     
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    Funny that fake Nuns are probably more prevalent these days than real ones.
     
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    I think that their roles have all been carved up between other professions.
    Teachers, nurses, community work, religious instruction and lesbianism.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I wish someone could train the ****ing puppy to **** and piss in the garden.
     
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    There you go Stan.

     
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  20. Stan

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    Had to switch off after 30 seconds. What an annoying voice.
     
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