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  1. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    just be glad in that case sooner it's fixed the sooner we need to stop posting wheelchair / mobility scooter "jokes" every time you post


    and go back to pissed up falling down the stairs jokes.<whistle>
    Anyways Best of luck.
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Damien Hirst is on stand-by
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    She went to court and got found guilty of driving without insurance and careless driving. She pleaded not guilty !! It was her car and her excuse for not having insurance was she'd mixed it up with her sister's car or something, can't remember fully but it was probably BS and not an exemption. I think she had a license though part of me thinks maybe it was provisional, no I think she had one.

    What happened was I was coming down a hill to traffic lighted junction. It was a bright sunny blue sky evening in summer. My lights were green, she was to my right and hers were red but she had overshot the lights and was edging forwards in the little bit of space before she was out in the middle. I slowed a bit, unsure what she was going to do, but she then stopped so I carried on and as I was getting to the greens she started to move off normally. At that point I was committed so she came across through the red light and straight into my path and I went right into her car up into the windscreen, left a me shaped smash in that then ate some tarmac. She was very apologetic and I think said she was late for work, she was some kind of healthcare assistant ironically. Then I got a ride to A&E in an ambulance on an orange board. I'm alright now, no lasting damage.

    After that I had to go to the MIB for damages through a solicitor which took months man. My bike was written off and most of the kit I had on was ruined. I was also pretty badly cut up from breaking her windscreen when I flew into it, then sliding over the road. I also had nasty bruises and some bad back, neck and leg pain. The process was just proving to them the extent of damages to myself and bike, sending evidence like photos, medical info, quotes from bike shop for replacements, all that. Got quite a sizeable payout in the end.
     
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  4. BobbyD

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    Which you then splurged on 100 limited designer trainers? You are like turtle from entourage
     
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  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    ****in 'ell.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This won't sort my knees out, you soft twat <doh>
     
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  7. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    The day I'm sincere and stop taking the piss is a bad day, as it would mean something serious has gone down. May the piss taking of our resident cripple continue. <ok>
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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  9. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Think of the positives mate. You can nick the one shoe off the shelf and be sorted, a pair of socks will last you yonks, you'll be eligible for a Motability car <ok>
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    he can also use the mushy end of his amputated leg as a fleshlight
     
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  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    This is the most you thing you could say. <ok>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Summary:. Your daughter banged a big pole and got screwed.
     
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  13. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    good point <laugh>

    there are so many things wrong with you i forgot which we were discussing :bandit:
     
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  14. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. organic red

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    Did you draw that DR? <whistle>
     
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  16. Garlic Klopp

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    Rare footage of RHC leaving the Grange, he bought the bike due to the extra distance now the Cheese has shut

     
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  17. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    You must be joking, a masterpiece like that?
     
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  18. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    You should see my masterpiece on battlefield. When you make an emblem it appears on your tank. <ok>
    IMG_0717.JPG
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I gave my bike away to Dobbo for his son <ok>
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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