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Headline Game v Terrier Town

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Mar 4, 2017.

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Your two choices are

Poll closed Mar 10, 2017.
  1. Terriers muzzled by Terrific Toon OR Toon Put Down Yorkshire Terriers. Piece of Piss.

    16.7%
  2. Toon's Flash Of Brilliance Beats Off Dogging Fans

    8.3%
  3. Another away game, another win...........mwaaaaaaahhhhh

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Huddersfield get benitezed OR Toon lay the road to promotion success at the McAlpine

    16.7%
  5. Sort the home form out you **** OR Goal from Spot Not Enough for Dogged Terriers

    25.0%
  6. An Englishman... and Irishman and a Scotsman.....

    25.0%
  7. Yorkshire's lasses get their udders feeled.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Jimmy is on tune, he said 3-1 to the Toon.

    8.3%
  9. 3 points of John Smiths Smooth as Newcastle go to Town

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Terriers - all bark and no bite OR Rafa The Composer as Wagner Dances to Toon Tunes

    58.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Quick and speedy whilst the feelings are good here is your chance to emulate many other famous winners such as Penfold's Adviser and Sebb's Campaign Manager and Mitro's Choreographer.

    Think how you can sell that paper of yours and appease that demanding Sports Editor with that witty, funny, pointed Headline. Can you win the Public over and win those votes? Will Chippy finish off his crate of I'rn Bru in time?

    Let's find out.

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    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Rum & Black for 2

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    Terriers muzzled by Terrific Toon
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Toon's Flash Of Brilliance Beats Off Dogging Fans
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Another away game, another win...........mwaaaaaaahhhhh :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

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    Huddersfield get benitezed
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Sort the home form out you ****
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    An Englishman... and Irishman and a Scotsman.....
     
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  8. Captainchaos.

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    Very good
     
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  9. Captainchaos.

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    We were away
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

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    Yorkshire's lasses get their udders feeled.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    Jimmy is on tune, he said 3-1 to the Toon.
     
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  12. Rum & Black for 2

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    It's not a poetry competition!!

    <doh>
     
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  13. Captainchaos.

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    I don't think it would win one of those either
     
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  14. Captainchaos.

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    Come on then finish the joke
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    It's supposed to be a headline about a football match <doh>
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    Hmmm, somebody please disqualify Trev - only 1 entry allowed.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ..... walk into a ground and walk away with a goal apiece when we had less than 30% posession....
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    Yes, yes, but what's the punchline?
     
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  19. Fork Handles

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    3 points of John Smiths Smooth as Newcastle go to Town
     
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  20. Judge Death

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    Terriers - all bark and no bite
     
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