Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Kim Kardashian has a PhD ... Pretty Hefty Derrier

 

The age old question is still not answered.

Which came first the chicken or the ......er....Kenyan?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278906/Pervert-raped-hen-not-girlfriend.html

 

Still... Some pretty good stamina if the hen died from exhaustion.

If only he had a buzz light-year that poor hen wouldn't have suffered.

 

Seen this guy's videos yet ?? blowin up on social media this ... with good reason cos it's fookin hilarious

 

Brilliant that mate
Really funny

 

#hanging

 

Just seen a Hungarian long jumper called Fanni Shmelcz at the Indoor champs

nice #arsecheeks though

 

Kandu ... that's a good surname for an athlete (high jump)

Serious #arsecheeks action in the womens long jump right now, I'm off for un tug rapide

 

there's quite a few on his channel ... all hilarious

 

Decided to change my avatar to the earliest photo I have of myself

 

Shrewsbury Town v Coventry game held up for 20 minutes after two Coventry players collided, one ended up being stretchered off

 

Proof Shrewsbury cheat.

 

I very seldom bet, but today had a £2 bet on an accumulator, all to win as below

Utd
Leicester
Stoke
Swansea
Southampton
Spurs
Man City
Chelsea

Utd go and mess it up for me at the first hurdle. There again maybe I jinxed them. My son tells me if the three remaining teams win I get my £2 back as a free bet. Would have preferred the 66 - 1 to be honest.

 

can of beans and sausage a brew and the match

what's everyone else's match snacks

 

Rib eye steak in a peppercorn sauce, with asparagus tips, large flat mushrooms filled with cheese and garlic, baby new potatoes. All with a decent bottle of red wine. Well that's what it is tonight anyway.

 

Veggie sausage sandwich with fried onions and an organic tomato ketchup

Will eat properly later

 

you're not getting a like, that's too sophisto

 

I just finished off a Blueberry Greek yogurt and I'm drinking a Lime LaCroix.

 

I can't help being a debonair, sophisticated chap.