Girlfriend's 21st

haha nothin wrong with me ive been tested recently cos i kept gettin itchy around the head after pumpin her and it was like a bit moist n the odd wee bit of skin peeled but it was just mild thrush or somethin

 

Drymen - A ken, but the hotel's braw, swimming pool, sauna, gym, spa, etc...

 

Was it the same test i got?

Cotton bud up the urethra <nasty>

 

Thats the one, kinda needless really cos the nurse could tell what it was by lookin but they kinda persuade you to take the tests 'to be on the safe side' i just think they enjoy doing it to folk

 

drymen is one of those places that even sounds ****.

 

sorry kid ... all i saw was ian beale , girlfriend, present

 

drymen is actually quite a nice wee place.

think if im taking her to a hotel it'll be cameron house though just because its local

 

nah mate burds appreciate the extra effort a few more miles makes, theres the treehouse hotel which sleeps 2 and overlooks a loch in argyle somewhere, that would be the **** for a dirty weekend away

there are others but a quick googling found this

http://www.treehousescotland.co.uk/

 

Girlfriend

 

thats actually gettin favourited kim, think ive found where im takin her should i decide to do so.

btw if your still lookin in cyprussydafc please please PLEASE let me back on the millwall board thanks

EDIT: shut the **** up tina im bein serious do you have any ideas?

 

im amazed it took 50 posts for this comment

 

Me too. Couldn't believe when I read through it all and was able to post it!!

 

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You're suck a dick

 

No bother

 

pearl necklace or a starring role in the next Bukakke movie....

 

I get her jewellry for most birthday/xmas's, expensive jewellry at that.

cheers for the suggestion though, i rate you higher than tina now and would probably much rather shag you so girfuy tina. gutted.

 

Devastated.

 

Well when i first saw the thread stating

Girlfriends 21st:

Answer: i thought what a fat ****ing cow she is

Followed by where can i take her:

Answer: Into a ****ing field & let her graze, then sell her too McDonalds.