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Girlfriend's 21st

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  1. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Firstly, have a nice big bunch of red roses delivered to her. Take her out for a nice meal in a very nice restaurant (if you are near enough, maybe the one that goes up and down the Thames.)

    You could treat her to a Photo Shoot, or if there is something she really enjoys that you aren't keen on (eg the Opera) take her there and make sure you both have a great time.
     
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  2. SleepySpecialK

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    No no no no no no no, that's the beauty of it. She'll go get the treatments and you go do what you want. Unless you'd like your bikini line done of course.

    Cameron house is a good bet, pricey but worth it.
     
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    nice idea with the flowers ron, think im gonna have some delivered on the morning of her birthday.

    I know she likes musicals and theatre that but i would probably sit and deck myself through it and ruin it for her.
     
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  4. Take her fishing <ok>
     
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  5. Zico

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    You don't have to do the Spa thingy. Women love romantic breaks away, and the fact that you thought about the whole romantic trip away. I went to the Buchanan Arms hotel up at Drymen for a coupla nights with her and she loved it. <ok>
     
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    Tell her that there's more to life than material things and to demonstrate what a beautiful place the world is you've decided to give her nothing. If she's got a social conscience she'll understand and thank you for it - if she hasn't then she's a selfish cow and you're better off without her. on the plus side if she dumps you you've saved enough to get absolutely hammered with your mates <ok>
     
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    Done that, makes you feel like a sex God (even if they're munters) <ok>

    <SMELLYSECONDSSMILEY>
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

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  9. Kim Jong Il

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    some how that just doesn't make sense to me.
     
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  10. User Deleted

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    cheers for the ideas lads. think il defo do the flowers then for the rest im juggling with either spa weekend, theatre, and nothing.

    As for nice restaurant, we've been basically everywhere in glasgow so dunno where i would take her
     
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  11. May I be the first to suggest "up Brown Street"?
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

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    Buy her one of them miniature pigs, tell her it reminded you of her.
     
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  13. Southsideblue

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    as a few other suggest - defo a break away someone.


    I got my burd (now ex!) a week in the Algarve, was smashin. Meant i could play golf while she shops or does what ever it was girls do(which was probably shag some portugese ****er!)

    Just aslong as you remember to be selfish about it <ok> make sure you benefit :)<ok>
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    blytheswood spa in Glasgow, its the bawz <ok>
     
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  15. Hash.

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    A Rampant RabbitTM So that when your little problem strikes at least the poor girl can satisfy herself <ok>
     
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  16. User Deleted

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    she only lets me go 'up brown street' when shes steamin.
     
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    im beelin at this, didnt u read the OP?

    Penis mould idea is a belter!
     
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  19. Get her steaming <ok>

    Then it's a nice romantic stroll up Poop Alley

    Everyone's a winner.
     
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  20. stopmeandslapme

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    Get both of you a trip to the clinic.
     
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