Same way you get **** out? Yeah I have load of experience before some smart ass (pun intended) chimes up
Don't anal beads have strings on them like rosary beads so you can pull them out after? Based on the stories you read sounds like it is easy to get things stuck up your bum otherwise.
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You have to wonder if ANY of these bar the key could be accidental as in some fat **** sitting on a barbie. I really can't see it. I think they are all deliberate "insertions" by who is another matter
Dont know about you but when I sit down I reckon I'd notice a lightbulb (bulb end forst) approaching my ass before it got all the way in