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Girlfriend's 21st

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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    right its the girlfriends 21st in a few months and i want to get sorted early so im not panickin at the last minute so i need some ideas that isnt jewellry cos shes got loads of that and please no jokes about vibrators to satisfy her properly n that lol

    particularly if some of the burds on the forum could give some advice cos im not really sure what to get her

    regards

    ian
     
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    Anal beads<ok>
     
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  3. MrT

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    By her a gigolo.

    If she's fit I can make my prices reasonable. You can watch as well.
     
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  4. Cosmic_LUFC

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    take her down the vic for a couple of drinks then on to the Argy Bargy for a curry...job done!
     
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  5. User Deleted

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    it was her cousins 21st not too long ago and she had an ann summers party for it and the burd ended up buyin some anal beads, they were ****e but excuse the pun
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    worthless without pics <ok>
     
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  7. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    Ian has your chippy been smashed up by the rioters yet? It would be the 1st place i turned over after you pretended your ex wife was dead you ****.

    Buy her a watch
     
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  8. Christhegunner - Van Persie's Physio

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    Joking aside, always jewellery. Or a watch or something.

    I found this website for my girlfriends last birthday that did engraved stuff, rings and necklaces and the like.

    Went down a storm and well...she'll pretty much have to *** your ****
     
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  9. User Deleted

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    im not actually ian beale ya fanny and if you watched last nites episode you would realise theres no rioting down walford way ya **** so **** off.

    Cheers for the idea mate but i got her a watch last year plus i think her parents are gettin her an expensive one anyway
     
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  10. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    A good night with a 62 year old, she will enjoy it and I can provide a free gift wrapped video
     
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  11. Kim Jong Il

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    get her a trackday at knock hill, or a days paintballing with her friends <ok> <butch>
     
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  12. Cosmic_LUFC

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    take her to a Michelin starred restaurant...wine and dine her
     
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  13. User Deleted

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    nice lol

    your never 62 are you how the **** can you work the internet let alone be a mod?!?
     
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  14. Zico

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    Book a fancy hotel for a night or two, one with a Spa and nice surroundings, then smash her back doors in.

    She'll love it. <ok>
     
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  15. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    Come on Ian I have a life you know I do not watch Eastenders through the week. I wait until Sunday for the omnibus. <ok>
     
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  16. Depay Sound

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    **** me you're old.
     
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  17. User Deleted

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    like the cameron house or somethin zico?

    see when shes gettin her spa treatments n that do i need to get them as well or can i just sit at the bar n drink?
     
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  18. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. You've got a 20 year old bird????

    I'm beeling at this <grr>
     
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  20. User Deleted

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    Well im only 22 myself kirky lol
     
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