Do not pass go.

So there it is guise. The way to avoid the pokey.

If caught stealing a large sum of money offer to pay half the sum back. By doing this you will avoid any criminal proceedings that may have arisen from said thievery. You will also be able to keep your knighthood or any other honour bestowed on you for being a complete **** and you shall also be lauded by the British media as a right good egg for your generosity.

Dinne claim benefits while working though cause you're straight to the tin pail for a five stretch for that depravity.

GSTQ.

 

^^^ on 5th can of the day ^^^

 

^^^^ on 6th email of the day ^^^^

 

Is the OP aimed at anyone in particular?

 

Here watch this.

 

Looks like Aldo has been suckered into Dev's elaborate "email" FAKERY.

Is Neil Lennon the only manager to have ever ran onto the pitch?

 

Sensationalist language ^^

 

Well it is aimed at morons.

 

I haven't the slightest notion what this thread is about.

 

True to form ^

 

Think Stein done it.

 

That's good coming from ya creepy stalkerer. Wit a fandan

 

^^^ just awoken from drunken stupor, got nappy rash from pissing himself ^^^

 

Stop.emailing me ya freak.